Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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what?

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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