what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Anti Joke

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