This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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