how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Knock knock. Racism.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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The Barackness Monster

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Anti Joke

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