- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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