- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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