knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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i am and me is i

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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