- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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