- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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