- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Religion.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What time is it? 20:45.

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