I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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