Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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