- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Dylan is gay

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Anyone??????????/

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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