- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

homework

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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