- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A man walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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