Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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penis

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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you and your family will die tonight

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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