I had sex with my mother in law

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Woman's rights

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Safe sex MR

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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