Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Nickelback

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

a man said hi.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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