Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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so... how about that airplane food

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Anti Joke

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