Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Women's Rights.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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