What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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