Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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The NBA and womens sports

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Womens' sports

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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