- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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