- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what do u call a black man a black man

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

shauns beautiful

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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