- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Grammer is very important

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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