Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Jesus was a good guy

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

whats white and looks like paper paper

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Nickelback

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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