- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Poop swing

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

That's what she didn't say

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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