yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

He walked in a bar

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

jwe

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

leon harney ya pikey

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Anti Joke

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