- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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