- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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