- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

He walked in a bar

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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