- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

woman's rights

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

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