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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

i lost the game

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

charlie sheen losing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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