- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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