What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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...............................................................hi

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Anti Joke

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