Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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