Poop swing

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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