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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Autism speaks but not really

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

what time is it? 3:16

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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