CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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