- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

charlie sheen losing

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

baskets

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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