Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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