What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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good one jess !!

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Basically copying you.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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