- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

civil rights

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Women's Rights.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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