- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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