why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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