- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

How come grilled cheese?

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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