Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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baskets

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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