- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Womens rights

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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