What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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meh

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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