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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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