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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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