- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Knock knock Come in

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A man walks into a bar Ouch

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

HEY YOU!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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