whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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My penis is big... not.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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