A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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My tractor broke down.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Womens rights

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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