Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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