why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

My penis is big... not.

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

spell backwards: taco cat

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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