- Anti Joke

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

spell backwards: taco cat

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

My penis is big... not.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd