Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Blake wilkeys hair style

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

thumb_up thumb_down +1

EGGPLANT

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If you're reading this, you can read.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops