- Anti Joke

The guy above me has a very nice joke

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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