Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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