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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How long is a china man?

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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