Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

You are Nerochan right?

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

you first

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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