What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Samraj.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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