- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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