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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A handicapp walks into a bar

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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