- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the difference between? Your mom.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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