- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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