Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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