- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

you first

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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