- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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