What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Im cute hehehee

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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