- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Agent 47.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A man walks into a bar.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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