Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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