- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

purple pickles

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

David Silberberg is gay

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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