- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

knock knock no ones home

What's the difference between? Your mom.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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