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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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