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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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