- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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