how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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